Evil Pigeon
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This is my story about an evil pigeon I had an unfortunate meeting with. This is 100% true...
I was waiting for my dad to pick me up from Cardiff. I didn't have my headphones with me so I couldn't listen to music, so I looked around at the world. There was a pigeon on the pavement and another pigeon in the road.
The pigeon on the pavement was throwing bits of bread into the road where the other pigeon was eating them. "This pigeon's utterly stupid" I thought to myself. "He's just throwing away all his dinner. The other pigeon's eating all the food!"
After a few minutes of the pigeon throwing food into the road, BAM!! A car comes and runs over the pigeon in the road! The first pigeon wasn't stupid; he was a cold-blooded killer!
I just stood there. On the same pavement as a killer. He was staring at me. He didn't move. He just stared at me with unblinking eyes. He knew I saw it. He knew you can't have loose ends when you commit a murder. I felt uneasy for the rest of my wait.
When my dad arrived the pigeon cunningly disappeared. But I knew he was still watching me. I'm sure that pigeon followed me home. He knows where I live. He's biding his time, waiting for me to fall into his perfect trap. He knows...
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Ihavethecyrusvirusx
Commented 8 months ago - 1st September 2012 - 09:34am
Haha, love this!
I was attacked by a pigeon once. I was outside eating a pasta pot, waiting for a friend and he kept flying up to my face and I was like "get lost! I haven't eaten today and you're not having my food!" He did this several times until he pecked me on the nose and then stood there, looking at me.
Stupid bird.